My birthday is on Saturday. I’m gonna be 30. I don’t think I’ve accomplished all of the things that I had expected to by this age.
I’m not married.
I’m not married.
I don’t own any real estate.
I don’t make a lot of money.
I’ve never published anything.
I’m not internationally or nationally or regionally known for anything.
I only have 1 good story with a famous person (Nicholas Cage).
I’ve never been to Europe, South America, Australia, Asia, Africa, or Antarctica even though I really want to go.
I don’t have large sections of scripture committed to memory.
I don’t know how to play any instruments.
I don’t have a retirement plan or 3 months worth of savings.
I’ve only broken 100 in golf once (even though it was a 92).
I don’t have a kitchen with an island in the middle.
I’ve never lost any appendages to a wild animal encounter.
I’ve never been on a cruise.
This is too painful to continue. When I started writing this I was feeling pretty good…not so much anymore. Well I pledge to you, dear reader, that I’m gonna change every one of the things over the next 30 years. And my 60th birthday will be quite a different story. I’ll be like the guy from the Dos Equis commercials…The Most Interesting Man in the World!!!
I’ve only broken 100 in golf once (even though it was a 92).
I don’t have a kitchen with an island in the middle.
I’ve never lost any appendages to a wild animal encounter.
I’ve never been on a cruise.
This is too painful to continue. When I started writing this I was feeling pretty good…not so much anymore. Well I pledge to you, dear reader, that I’m gonna change every one of the things over the next 30 years. And my 60th birthday will be quite a different story. I’ll be like the guy from the Dos Equis commercials…The Most Interesting Man in the World!!!
4 comments:
well, here are just a handful of things you have accomplished:
1. you're a loving son, grandson and brother.
2. you have faithfully loved and given your time to the jr high kids and their families at foothills.
3. you've traveled the U.S. quite a bit.
4. you've made me a laugh a lot.
5. you had a HUGE part in my coming back to the Lord.
so, as you turn 30 soon, i hope the Lord encourages and blesses you lots, my friend.
p.s. you have an awful lot of time to blog. i think you should use some of that time to call me or something. no excuses! :)
p.p.s this is the longest blog comment i've ever left. jeez!
You forgot to mention that you've never dunked on a regulation hoop. That was a sad post.
Stay Thirsty My Friend.
hey...when you gonna post again? is the jr. high summer camp craze over? i'm the busiest i've been at work so far and lovin' it--so fun!
So, Mikey V. hit the big three-oh. Your life does sound pretty pathetic.
Good thing you're a hottie and are funnier than shiitake mushrooms. . .
Which Brian is that? Yzz or Oop?
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